The same catalogue export you give Trailer, back with one promo row per clip per platform: a hook, a caption, the hashtags, and three windows of the video to cut the promo from. Written on our own GPUs, inside each platform's own limits, with a second word list for the two that will remove the post.
Nothing opens in this browser — this one takes a job and does the work on our own graphics cards in Oregon. The free allowance below is how you try it: 30 rows, no card and no payment, on the key you are issued.
TikTok, Instagram Reels, Reddit and X. Four surfaces that do not want the same post, and three of them will remove it if it is worded like the storefront listing it is advertising.
The problem
Promoting a paid clip is four posts in four voices, and the work does not get easier the fiftieth time. It never got automated because the automation needs a model that will write adult promo copy, and the hosted ones will not — their usage policies cover exactly this content and the account goes with the refusal. Our machines have no such policy, which is why this exists at all and why nothing here is ever sent off the premises.
per clip per platform. A single "promo text" column would be a lie: TikTok and Reddit do not want the same post. The output is long rather than wide — your own columns repeated beside each platform's version — which is also the shape that pastes straight into a scheduler.
characters. That is all that shows on TikTok before the fold, so the hook has to land inside it; Instagram truncates a caption at 125 with a More link. Both numbers are enforced in Python after the model answers, not asked for in the prompt.
timestamps from the model. The three cut windows are computed. The model says what to look for inside a window it was handed; it never produces a number — a cut list with a timestamp past the end of the clip is worse than no cut list at all.
Everything the storefront gate blocks, plus the platform names, the asks, the age gates and the labels an automated classifier scans for. All of it is perfectly sellable on Clips4Sale. All of it is enough to get a post removed there and the account limited with it. Reddit and X are different surfaces with different rules and get the wording that suits them — adult content is allowed on Reddit where it is marked, so the copy can be suggestive, while explicit anatomy still reads as low effort and gets removed by most subreddit filters.
How it works
Shown once, only the hash kept. A key from another program in the line will not work here and the refusal says so in words. A new key carries 30 free promo rows — enough to see all four platforms on real clips of your own, including a row the gate holds back.
Each one shows the three numbers being enforced on it — hook length, caption length, how many hashtags — and the sentence saying why it is different. The limits are on the page before you send anything, so a wrong number is visible rather than silent.
One row per clip per platform, your own columns beside each one, with the three cut windows and the status. Paste it into whatever you schedule with.
What it will never do
This product writes copy for surfaces that take accounts away quietly. Most of the design is about not being the reason that happens.
Pricing
A row is one clip for one platform. Ticking four platforms on a hundred clips is four hundred rows, and the page says so before the button is pressed rather than after your balance moves. Thirty are free on every key — seven clips on all four surfaces.
Seven clips across all four surfaces.
A quarter of releases, promoted properly.
A back catalogue being worked through.
Packs do not expire. A held or failed row is not charged — a rule in the code, not a goodwill policy. Your bank statement says Teaser Software. Your licence key is emailed to you within two working days of payment.
Checkout is our own bitcoin server, not a card processor. The units you buy are added to your key: buy from the Buy more box inside the program and they arrive on their own once the payment confirms, or buy here and paste the invoice number from your receipt into that box.
Questions
Because it would be wrong on three surfaces out of four. A TikTok caption that works is a hundred characters with the hook in the first sixty and nothing a classifier reads as adult. A Reddit post is a title doing all the work with a link under it. Those are not the same sentence with different hashtags.
One row per clip per platform is longer to look at and is the only shape that is true.
No, and it says so. It has not watched your video — there is no video model on the machine it runs on. It hands you three computed windows and what to look for inside each, which is a shortlist for a person with the file open.
Picking the good thirty seconds out of footage is a genuinely different program and it has not been built.
No. It holds no account credentials for anything, ever. The whole value of a creator's mainstream account is that it exists, and the fastest way to lose it is to hand the keys to a vendor.
What comes out is text and timings. You press post.
Only where the surface requires it. Reddit and X get wording that suits them; the strict list applies to TikTok and Instagram, which is where the removal happens.
The row says which list was applied and what it changed, so you are told rather than left to notice.
A key. One line of text, issued to you and shown exactly once — only its hash is kept here, so it cannot be looked up later and we could not tell you what yours is. Every key arrives with a free allowance already on it, which is the tier at the top of the pricing above, and the work starts the first time you send a job with that key on it.
Each job is metered in the unit named in the pricing, and a unit that fails — a file that will not read, a row the model held back — is not charged and is named in the job report rather than silently skipped. When an allowance runs out the next job is refused before any work starts, with the number it used printed on the refusal.
More units are bought in bitcoin. The checkout is a bitcoin server we run ourselves. Buy from the Buy more box inside the program and the units are added to your key on their own as soon as the payment confirms; buy from the plan buttons above and paste the invoice number from your receipt into that same box. Each payment adds its units once, to one key.
Enough to read the difference between the TikTok version and the Reddit version of the same clip, and to watch the mainstream gate hold one back with the word named.