Billboard Metered
For the advertiser buying paid traffic

Google, Meta and TikTok are refused before any work is done.

Billboard writes paid ad copy per network, inside each network's own limits — and refuses the three biggest ones at the door, with the reason and what to do instead, and nothing charged.

Nothing opens in this browser — this one takes a job and does the work on our own graphics cards in Oregon. The free allowance below is how you try it: 18 creatives, no card and no payment, on the key you are issued.

No wording changes a policy about the advertiser and the destination. That refusal is the most useful thing this program does.

The problem

Everybody in this industry has burned a week trying to make the big three work.

The ad platforms with all the inventory prohibit adult advertisers and adult destinations — not adult wording, the advertiser and the landing page. So people rewrite the copy, soften the imagery, point at a clean splash page, and get the account disabled anyway, sometimes after the card has been charged. The networks that will genuinely run you are a different list, with different limits and a different idea of what an ad is.

Refused first

Google, Meta and TikTok are refused before any GPU work runs, with the reason and the alternative named, and nothing charged. The copy you were going to pay for would not have been the problem.

Per network

Written inside each network's own character limits and format, then counted in Python afterwards. One creative per network, never one creative pasted everywhere.

Not wording

The policies that stop you are about who is advertising and where the click lands. No phrasing changes either, and a tool that implies otherwise is selling you a week of your life.

The refusal is the product.

Ask Billboard for Google, Meta or TikTok copy and it stops, says why — the prohibition is on the advertiser and the destination, not on the words — names the networks that will run you, and charges nothing. Every other copy tool in this category will happily take the money and write the ad. The refusal is not a limitation sitting next to the product; it is the single most valuable output it has, and it arrives before you have spent anything.

How it works

Ask, be refused where it matters, get copy where it works

Name the networks

What you want to run on. The big three are refused here, at the door, free. The rest proceed.

Copy per network

Headline, body and call to action inside that network's own limits, written on Tower 1's own graphics cards. Every field counted in Python afterwards rather than hoped for.

Run it yourself

Billboard places nothing and spends nothing. No account connection, no budget, no bid — you paste the creative into the network you already have.

What it will never do

What it refuses

This is the one program in the family whose headline feature is a refusal, so it is worth being precise about the four.

Google, Meta and TikTok, before any work.Named, with the reason and the alternative, and nothing charged. Not a warning you can click past — the job does not run.
It will not promise a workaround.No cloaked landing page, no clean splash, no softened phrasing sold as a way through. Those are the things that get an account disabled rather than an ad rejected, and the difference matters.
It will not spend your money.No account linking, no campaign creation, no budget, no bidding. Billboard writes creative; you run it.
It will not exceed a field.Every limit is checked in code after writing. A headline over the cap is rewritten, not submitted on the hope the network trims it politely.

Pricing

The first 18 creatives are free, then priced by the creative

A creative is one ad for one network. Eighteen are free on every key — and the refusals cost nothing at all, so finding out that three of your four intended networks are closed to you is free whether or not you ever buy anything.

Free

$0/18 creatives

A first campaign across every network that will run you.

  • 18 creatives, no card
  • Every network's own limits
  • Refusals always free
  • Fields counted in Python
  • Never expires
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Most advertisers

Campaign

$279/200 creatives

A quarter of testing across several networks.

  • 200 creatives
  • $1.40 a creative
  • Every network's own limits
  • Creative CSV per network
  • Credit does not expire

Agency

$1,050/1,000 creatives

An agency running several advertisers.

  • 1,000 creatives
  • $1.05 a creative
  • Every network's own limits
  • Queue priority on Tower 1
  • Credit does not expire

Per creative written. A refused network is never a charge, which means the most valuable answer this program gives is the one it gives away. Your licence key is emailed to you within two working days of payment.

Checkout is our own bitcoin server, not a card processor. The units you buy are added to your key: buy from the Buy more box inside the program and they arrive on their own once the payment confirms, or buy here and paste the invoice number from your receipt into that box.

Questions

The ones we actually get asked

Are you sure there is no way to run on Meta?

Not by rewriting an ad. The policies name adult advertisers and adult destinations, and enforcement is against the account, not the creative.

People do get ads through for a while, by pointing at a page that does not disclose what it leads to. That is the route that ends in a disabled account rather than a rejected ad, and it is why this program names it as the thing not to do rather than as a trick.

Which networks will actually run me, then?

The ones Billboard names when it refuses the others — the adult ad networks and the traffic sources built for this inventory.

They have less reach and cost less, and the copy that works on them is not the copy that works on a mainstream feed, which is the other half of what this program is for.

Does it buy the traffic for me?

No. It writes creative. No account is linked and no money is spent on your behalf.

Everything that could go wrong with automated media buying goes wrong at the scale of your whole budget, and there is no version of that we want to be in the path of.

Does the copy leave your machines?

No. It runs on Tower 1's own graphics cards in Oregon — which is also the only reason a program can write adult ad copy at all, since the hosted providers' own usage policies forbid it.

What do I actually get when I pay?

A key. One line of text, issued to you and shown exactly once — only its hash is kept here, so it cannot be looked up later and we could not tell you what yours is. Every key arrives with a free allowance already on it, which is the tier at the top of the pricing above, and the work starts the first time you send a job with that key on it.

Each job is metered in the unit named in the pricing, and a unit that fails — a file that will not read, a row the model held back — is not charged and is named in the job report rather than silently skipped. When an allowance runs out the next job is refused before any work starts, with the number it used printed on the refusal.

More units are bought in bitcoin. The checkout is a bitcoin server we run ourselves. Buy from the Buy more box inside the program and the units are added to your key on their own as soon as the payment confirms; buy from the plan buttons above and paste the invoice number from your receipt into that same box. Each payment adds its units once, to one key.

Ask it for Meta copy first

It will refuse, tell you why, name what to use instead, and charge you nothing. If that answer saves you the week everybody else spends, the rest of the program is a bonus.